Saturday, January 23, 2010

If Jesus played WoW

There is a raging debate as to what class Jesus plays.

He might be a mage since he can conjure bread (and fish feasts too).

He might be a druid since he can cast insect swarm and make locusts attack his enemies.  Actually that's not true.  His dad can cast it but I don't think Jesus ever trained that spell.

He might be a priest since he's got a powerful guardian spirit to watch over you when things get rough.  Well, some people call it a holy spirit. To-may-to, to-mah-to..

He might be a shaman because he's got self rez.  Although he must be playing on a really laggy connection because it takes him three days to cast it.

Or he might just be a fail paladin who mis-clicked DI.

1 comment:

llewelly said...

Jesus raised the dead. That makes him a necromancer. Just like the liches of ill-fame who raised hordes of zombies to ruin the world. (I know, I'm straying from WoW cannon. I don't care.)